Welcome to The Noobsauce Hot Sauce Co...Pure Flavored Pwnage

You destroy noobs, we bottle up what seeps out of them...Noobsauce! Guaranteed NOT to turn you into a bona fide noob.* A bottle of Noob Sauce is the perfect compliment for any seasoned gamer. Click on the links below to get yours today. Pure Flavored Pwnage. Be sure to check out all our varieties of hot sauces using the category links to the left.

PRICE SLASH!  Tired of getting bent over at the pump?  Credit crunch and mortgage crisis got you feeling like a pwnt noob?  Yeah we know...well we're sick of it too.  We decided to do our part to help our fellow Americans and worldly friends with a massive killing blow to our pricing people!  With us goofs running the company you are gonna save a ton of dough!

Our sauces are not available in any store and ship to you new in package for maximum freshness. Don't forget about your friends either. Noob Sauce makes a hilarious and fun gift for any gamer. Noob Sauce T-shirts have arrived! Noobsauce.net is the only place you can get an official T-shirt. Pair it up with a sauce and save some coin.

*Disclaimer: Individual results may vary.

Products
Habanero Hot Sauce (5oz.) Price: $4.50 Add to Cart	Hot Sauce Sampler Price: $21.95 Add to Cart	Cayenne Pepper Hot Sauce (5oz.) Price: $4.50 Add to Cart	Cayenne-Garlic Hot Sauce (5oz.) Price: $4.50 Add to Cart
Steak Sauce (10oz.) Price: $5.45 Add to Cart	Hot Wings Sauce (12oz.) Price: $5.25 Add to Cart	Peach n' Pepper Hot Sauce (5oz.) Price: $4.50 Add to Cart	King of the Grill Price: $12.45 Add to Cart

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